<style type="text/css">
    body
    {
        display:none !important;
    }
    body:before
    {
        content:"For full functionality of this site it is necessary to enable JavaScript. Check this site http://www.enable-javascript.com/ for instructions on how to enable JavaScript in your web browser.";
        color:white;
        font-family:Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif;
        background:darkred;
   	padding:4px;
        line-height: 1.5em;
        font-size: 13px;
        margin-left: 3%;
        margin-right: 3%;
	-webkit-user-select: text !important;
    }
</style>